DRAMA FROM DAY ONE

Me and Two more girls were supposed to meet at Tim Hortons at 11 am and we were going to get picked up by someone and get dropped off at our hotel in London. That morning I called the guy twice and he said he was running late, so I told him to just call me when he gets to Tim Hortons. I’m sitting in a car waiting and waiting outside of Tim Hortons, the guy doenst pick up his phone. An hour later finally he picks up and goes…"oh..you’re there…ok I’ll turn around and come back for you"…I’m like wtf? This guy just left me!! So anyway I waited until he came back, he already had two girls with him in the back. I asked him why he left me because I talked to him twice that morning. He starts freaking out on me, yelling, calling me stupid because I was supposed to be INSIDE Tim Hortons, etc. I’m like.."excuse me don’t call me stupid, you’re the one who doesn’t know the difference between two and three girls, how could you leave with only two girls knowing you’re supposed to get three.” He starts calling me names, calling me a B*tch, and how hes going to pull over in the middle of the highway and drop me off while it was pouring rain outside and how I was acting like a total Diva!! lol I don’t really take that shit so I told him to drop me back and I dont have to deal with him putting me down like that, but he didn’t turn around because he didn’t want to get in trouble with whoever hired him to get us safe to London. It was very awkward and quiet the whole way to London.

After that everything was fun!!

Getting ready at our hotel

After the fashion show this guy asked to take a picture with me, and after good 10 minutes of searching, realized he doesnt have a camera haha so I’m like yaaa we can take it with my camera lol

We danced samba after the fashion show, soo fun!!

Backstage after the fashion show lol!

FUNNY STORY
Me Jenny and Martin were hungry at around 1 am, so we decided to go to Golden Griddle. We walk in and theres this reallyyy good looking guy who turns out to be our waiter. Obviously Martin won’t let that go for anything and the whole time kept embarrassing me!! the waiter kept laughing because he knew exactly what was going on…ohhhh Damn Martin!! lol

Before I started work, I met another girl I was working with and she was wearing a t shirt that said “untouched by man” and I thought to myself …wow..miss mother Theresa here, so proud to be a virgin she has to let everyone know about lol then I realized that was the quote for FIJI water lol and I had to wear the same shirt lol…blonde moment

nastiest part of my day is I left my hot chocolate on the concrete (in the picture you can see it behind me) for about an hour then I picked it up, took a big chuck and realized my mouth was full of ants BLEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

“if you saw me in a police car,what would you think I got arrested for?”

These are the responses I got…

- arrested for being too sexy

-not peaceful protest about injustice in the world such as SHARK FIN SOUPS!! (totally agree)

-massive jewelery heist

-indecent exposure

-fighting

-stabbing someone

-domestic violence against my bf with weapon

-cop just giving me a ride cuz he wants me

-stealing someone’s heart

-assault

wow lol my friends really think I am a ….peaceful person…LOL

One of the questions was…"If you could have any superhero power, what would it be and why?”
I answered I would be a jumper because it would save me a lot of time and money on travel lol…so stupid, but the point was to make them laugh so it turned out great hehe!!

ahh..scary judges !!

The Monk I paparazzied

THE Picture!!!

Alex Maxim Fashion Photographer

this is the love of my life, my nephew Vlad from my favorite sister!!

I’m about to teach him how to model pose!

“sad”

“happily satisfied”

“Excited!!”

This is actually about 6 am.

“LONeLY…im so lonely..” lol I just dont get it, WHY so long?

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This is where I got my first place in a dance competition when I was about 5 years old. On special occasions this place gets packed and decorated

this is one of the cabs we were in …haha “where’s the closest bus stop?”

…yep…I think I peed myself a little when I saw this … yep its a treadmill

after seeing these two pictures I think we can all appreciate our gym a little more lol

korean salads mmmmmm my Korean grandma use to make and sell these “ballin’!!!”

This is my grandma from my moms side. RIP. I grew up with her. She used to alwaysw know everything about everyone and their business … Miss gossip #1

There’s sooo many homeless animals so we fed kitties everyday

This is where I was baptized. A few years ago, the church’s huge bell kept falling, nearly killed or actually killed a few people I don’t remember. The reason for that is because the bishop running the church was corrupted. They cleaned up the church, got a new bishop and how everything goood!!!

I love astronomy! Jupiter is so pretty!

Every evening artists would come to the sea shore and sell their art, as well as draw for money. SOOO talented!..maybe ill post up a picture i tried drawing of Edane…lol scary trust me

This is one of the two best friends I grew up with in Ukraine ever since our moms were pregnant together. She’s half middle easter half Russian. She has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen in my life (doest show in this pic, ill get a better) one and she eats more than me UGHH lucky bitch that i love so much

Me and my mom TOTALLY bought the same bathing suit without knowing it and wore it the same day to the beach lol like mother like daughter

city population X 3 = every summer

This is my favorite sister from my mom’s side. She’s honestly and not biased what so ever, the FUNNIEST PERSON in the whole world!! She’s naturally very goofy and and everyone just loves her!! She had major thyroid gland problems a few years ago, and had to have a few surgeries. She was gorgeous but unfortunately her face never went back to normal and neither did her weight. I’m soooo proud of her because her personality and self esteem didn’t change what so ever! she knows her character is just so amazing!

oh no..

my mom was so mad the whole time she was doing my hair lol

lol thats after attempt number 2.

ahhhh what a beautiful life